Makemine

1/30/26
My favs are mostly mature women/young men. Has sentimental value and memories of home. I was introduced to many experiences and opened up possibilities. Only some of it is what's allowed on here. There is a cartoon of a women in front of a wishing well. Her wish is to be desireable to all men. *POOF* She's flat, bald and tiny. Turns out mature women appreciate them, too. That's my true favs.

3/13/2025
I miss being able to comment. And, it's the compleat absurdity standards that are applied unequally by the morons of this site that have banned me from doing so. There are pages of family fun comments by users who include clips to accentuate their posts - nothing. I make comments and get the gestapo spank.
Thanks to all who accept me. I would thank you individually, but I'm too volatile for X.
Keep 'em cumming!!!

2/12/2025
Don't know why I cum in here? Flies get the best of everything.

AS OF 1/27/2025.
NOTICE - NOTICE- NOTICE:
I'M A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD BOY.
Xham has decided my commentary is too suggestive for the pages of this porn site. For the greater good of humanity and porn (because porn should be clean and pure) I have been censored by this site of wholesomeness. Even though I have read, seen, saved many stories which put my comments to shame. Hell, I've seen page names that put some of my comments to shame. The hypocrassy stinks to high heaven. But, there are brown nosers everywhere, and ass kissers will always win out. I can no longer send or comment or reply to anything sent me. It's not that I don't want to. Xham has a set of morals made up by morons and fools. But, if I keep my nose clean, I can keep my page until such time as a negative judgement is handed down and I am forever banned fron this hellhole. I am the ghost in the system. The fleshless hand reaching out to touch a solid human. The soundless voice screaming to be heard. The invisible specter trying to let humanity know I AM HERE!!! Forever silenced, but ever vigilant.
So: Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

As of 1/28/25
Xham narcs still interested. What can I do? They've locked me out, but still think I'm interesting...I guess. Assholes. Hail the regime!!!

Vids that disappoint:
POV - Why? If you don't want to be seen, don't make porn. It's not cute. It's not erotic. It's nothing.
SHOW THE FACES- I want kissing, genital licking, rimming, all the things we need to see your face doing. Also, see POV.
CREAMPIES - NO!! Creampies are wonderful. Do it on your own time. I want to see faces plastered and mouths full.
MONEY SHOTS - Do we really need to watch a guy jerk himself for 10 mins trying to produce a decent cum shot? Ever hear of cut aways? Kill time with sucking, kissing, ANYTHING!! Even the other actor(s) in the scene start to looked bored.
HIGH HEELS - When have you ever had sex with someone who kept their heels on? Accident waiting to happen. Tearing furniture or sheets. You'll poke your eye out, k i d - that's what they really mean in A CHRISTMAS STORY. Now, watch the movie and try not to think about that.
UNDERWEAR - Are you really in that much of a hurry to not take them off? Thumbs in waistband, push down, take a step, DONE. And, it's not a condom. There is no protection to be had. Show us the goods.
CLOTHES (in general) - Again, TAKE THEM OFF. We want to see naked bodies in all their glory. What is so sexy about leaving a tube top around your stonach? A bra around your tits? A garter belt? NOTHING!!!
Exception - thigh high stockings, but NO garter belt.
INTERCUTTING OF SEX SCENES - Fellini is dead and for good reason. Don't intercut two or three sex scenes at the same time. Show one all the way through, then go on to the next one. By the time the money shot happens, you don't care about it. You've been jerked around enough for the entire movie.
COMPILATIONS: No thank you. You see part of a scene that you want to see more. Nope, it's a compilation. Hopefully, someobe knows what you're talking about and can get you to the correct vid or movie.
REALLY SHORT VIDS - What's the point?

Of course, there are exceptions to every rule. Nothing is written in stone.

If someone is missing for 7 years, they can be declared legally dead. If a profile has been dead for 7 years, why not delete it - compleatly? Hell, 4 yeras is fine. Pretty sure they are not coming back. At the very least, open all files that are password protected. Nothing more annoying then clicking on a page and all the vids and photos are not accessable - after many years of inactivity.